Here are some jokes that will make you laugh. Some of these are jokes I know and some were told to me by my fans. If you have a joke, have your mom or dad email it to me with your name and age and I will add it to the collection!
Soooooooooooooo here we go….
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off!
Q: What do ducks like to eat?
A: Quackers and milk
(from Lauren age 7)
Q: What do you call a pig who does karate?
A: A pork chop
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: He felt a little crummy
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it
(told to me by Jason age 6)
Knock Knock!!
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don’t cry it’s only a joke!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cows Go
Cows Go who?
No Cows go MOO!!